The cat is out of the bag!!

I have been going through the motions for quite some time now, but I've finally told all the right people, had numerous conversations with everyone in my immediate family, and for the past two years have scraped together every penny possible. So on this day, I can proudly shout from my garage apartment rooftop, that I'm packing up two suitcases with only the necessary essentials and moving east-ward...

I'm coming for you Big Apple!!!

Penniless and broke I shall be!! That's the purist form of the American Dream, right??? I know it's hard for many to understand, but to me that sounds like the most exhilarating, shake you to your core, soap opera equivalent to real life, and quite possibly the best thing I could do for myself. Well I do have plenty of other ideas, but they're on the back burner for now. This one is first on the list! I'm looking forward to a life that brings me complete fear, because that's when you truly learn the most about yourself.

But hey, I've got news for you. Bryan Cranston once said in an interview, "only bad things make good stories." Bryan, you continue to prove your God status in this world. Thank you for your wisdom Heisenberg!

So off I go to make a slew of mistakes and hopefully a few victories, in hopes that this will bring about a more well-rounded and experienced person. I not only thrive but I NEED that extra shit pile to climb over, because without it I'm in stagnant and unenlightened portal of self-deprivation. And that doesn't sit well with me.

Alright that's enough philosophy for the day. But just for your consideration, think about this tidbit. I'm going to have SO MUCH to write about, you won't be able to keep your well-kept manicured hands off your keyboard, to see what next adventure I have to share with you.

Stay tuned!! The countdown to my unemployed, gypsy, and penniless life begins in a month!!