I'm Fluent in Many Languages

I think this sums up my blog pretty well. I'd like to claim this June Cleaver look-a-like as myself, but that would be a misrepresentation of my really, really, really, ridiculously good looking features that she obviously is lacking in. On the other hand, I'll have those pearls. They'd look better on me anyways.

 June, they make you look like a street walker.